It's Just Abbey

I've had that happen way too many times to count lol. You'll need to put some mesh over Patrick so that Mr. Birdy can't do that anymore.

When will services be held?

I'm not sure, but you may be the greatest satirist since Mark Twain. Seriously, these Patrick blog posts are like a funny send-up of all the baby/hubby updates I see from married high school classmates online.

I actually just said "Nooooooooooo!!!!!" pretty loudly in my cubicle. I'm going to walk away from my desk now to see if I can avoid uncomfortable questions.