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God of War 3 Midnight Release Thoughts
03/16/10
God of War 3 Midnight Release Thoughts
Fellers! Hey fellers! Guess what! God of War 3 came out!! Wooo!
I am PUMPED. As I have mentioned and you may have guessed, I was at the midnight release for the game. I parked myself on the floor of the local GameStop and played Pokemon (HeartGold baby! Yeah!) waiting for the clock to strike midnight. I really wanna wrap up this post for a few reasons. One, because even though I was at the midnight release I was at work by 6am. Clearly, no time to play. After that I went straight to cake decorating. I just got home and well, I WANT TO PLAY! And two, or three… I don’t know and I am not rereading. Basically, I want to play!
So here are all my unedited thoughts from last night that I didn’t tweet because I would have lost all my followers. Even my real life friends. I know my limits. Tally ho!
I'm gonna sit in my car like the neurotic I am.
Where is my DS?
Three Days Grace is like the soundtrack to Kratos' life.
If he had the emotions to be emo.
Okay. Paid a head of time. Now just waiting on the harpies
to give me my copy. Is it 12:01 yet?!
I will never get tired of getting compliments on my Zelda bag.
Even if that compliment is "Your bag is tiiiight!"
"That blonde sitting on the floor with the pink DS looks l
ike the only real gamer here. That is sad for us."
Yeah... ::waves:: that's me.
Who would win in a fight... Zelda or Kratos?
There's a thought that should keep me busy.
HeartGold asked: Who is your red haired enemy?
I need a name I need a name I need a name.
Oh! Kratos! Seriously, is it midnight yet?
I think they should do a Deadliest Warrior
episode based on Kratos and Zelda.
Greatest episode ever. Hint hint!!
My butt hurts. This floor is very uncomfortable.
Remind me to hurt Delta. I have been saying,
"Oh Hamburgers." All day.
My street cred is official gone. DAMN!
No gentlemen, I do not have an XBox. Yes, there
probably is something wrong with my head. I'll look into that.
::eyeroll::
Half an hour!!
Whoa. Okay. Smokers. Are aware of how bad you smell? Good Lord.
Guy 1: "Bro, I'm surprised that one chick isn't here.
You know, the one from Dante's Inferno release."
Guy 2: ::points at me::
Guy 1: "Holy shit it is you!
Well, you were wearing a hat before."
Me: "Yeah, I'm like Clark Kent."
Guy 1: "... Wow."
Trying to turn more people onto Fat Princess. Mission a success.
(Original typo said "into Fat Princess." More cake would have been required.)
10 minutes!!
The manager has a Kratos mask. I want to steal it but I feel
like I would give myself away. I am laughing evilly just thinking
about it. Mawhahaha!
Oh sure, we get to sit inside then get kicked outside. Cruel and unusual!
Wait, what if they lock the doors and just take our money and run?!
BASTARDS! Dear God I need sleep.
Oh! Free poster! Sa-weet!
Girl in line asked if I was buying it for someone.
When I answered for myself she was elated and we both gushed about
our love of violence and chaos. This town needs more girl gamers. Stat!
I have it! It is mine! Time to Twitpic! See you on the other side n00bs!
Tada! Now if ya’ll don’t mind…. I have some business to take care of. RAAAWR! (Wow, I said Kratos a lot in this post. Um… Kratos Kratos Kratos!)
1 comment
What season is Ultimate Warrior in? I think by the third season we can expect to see fictional characters... unless they've started already? I don't think I've seen every episode.
From a layman's point of view, though, my money's on Kratos.
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