It's Just Abbey

Let me rant for a moment (Abbey ranting? HOW UNUSUAL!) I am tired of everyone telling me what is bad for me. If I want to eat Chinese food 3 times a day for the entire month that is MY business, not yours. It may kill me but it is my choice.

Almost every time I go to the vending machine at work someone walks by and feels the need to comment. “That stuff is no good for you!” or “That’ll go to your hips!” or “That is nothing but junk!” Thank you everyone but you know what? I don’t care. I am 24 years old and my metabolism hasn’t betrayed my yet. I plan to live it up. Plus I run. A lot. Meaning I need calories to burn. The saturated fats and ridiculously high sodium content are just perks.

End rant.

So this commercial has bothered me for a while...

Why? Because butter rules! I do enjoy I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter but it is not a complete substitute. You wanna know how I know? Before microwave popcorn can prebuttered (which still really sucks, FYI) my mom and I would melt down half a stick of butter and pour it onto our popcorn. What? How do you guys watch Ghost and Grease on a Friday night?

The other day I raided the fridge while making popcorn and found no butter! Correction. I found a lot of really bad 2009 butter because cleaning out your fridge is for squares. I did find some ICBINB! Success! I melted some down and drenched my popcorn.

MIIIIISTAAAKE!

Two words guys: Nass. Tea. It was really gross and greasy. One sore tummy for Abbey for the rest of the evening. Butter rules. It cannot be replaced and I know for sure.

BUTTER + ABBEY BFFS 4LIFE!

Oooh.. and bacon. If butter is my best friend, bacon is my strikingly handsome boyfriend who rides a motorcycle and volunteers at an orphanage full of blind kids.

Bacon is yummy, tasty and wicked fun to cook. What is there to say?! It is way tasty and chock full of awesome. But you know what is terrible? Fake bacon! You know… tofu bacon, that weird stuff you can microwave but don’t need to refrigerate? Blech!

But besides being scrumptious and deadly to cook shirtless, bacon is the only thing worth pairing with EVERY breakfast foods. Eggs? Add bacon. Muffins? Add bacon! Bacon? MORE BACON! Woo!

One day I will have to watch my bacon and butter intake but that day is not today. What was this post about you ask? This post is mostly about wanting to show off this picture. And yes, be prepared for more pictures. Drawing is therapeutic and you will all suffer for it! MAWHAHA!

This picture inspired by this video! Oh! Two videos in one post! Happy Monday!