It's Just Abbey

I get tons of fan mail. I mean tons! Its almost hard to keep up with. The constant flow of emails, snail mail and tributes paid through PayPal are getting out of control! I may need to hire an assistant to sift through some of this!

Nevertheless, I have decided to start publicly addressing some of the questions that are sent to me. I am an advice mastermind and will give it to you straight. This is definitely not a ploy because I have nothing better to blog about! No! I wanna hear from you the readers!

The letter I will address today comes from Jimmy in Arkansas--

    Hey Just Abbey. I'm having a problem. I am dating a girl who is in love with McGriddles. I am a BK man myself. I love Crosandwiches. Every morning we fight about where to go to breakfast! It is taking a toll on our relationship and I don't know where to turn. Help me!

Well Jimmy, other than telling you that eating fast food every morning for breakfast will more than likely kill you before you are 35, I will give you a helpful tip. McGriddles are the Devil's food. Anyone who eats them is clearly a minion of the Devil. They are made from the tears of motherless babies and the flesh of abandoned puppies. Break up with her now Jimmy. Now! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Do you have questions that need answered? Is Just Abbey your last hope? If so, email her at itsjustabbey@gmail.com. Please note that your questions can and will be posted online and any advice she gives should be taken with a grain of salt. Just Abbey does not have a psychology degree but does have her Masters in Crazy.