It's Just Abbey

So I had the most bizarre thought today that was too hard to explain in a tweet so… here I am! Let me give you the dialogue that led into said random thought:

This is something I have never understood. But let me explain one thing to the guys out there. That joke isn’t funny. Not because it is sexist and low brow but because it is factually inaccurate. We don’t ‘bleed’ for seven days, dumbasses.

Moving on.

I have always found it interesting that men have always considered themselves the king of all they see when a swift kick in the balls will take the biggest man down. Not to mention men seem to pride themselves on size and girth. In my mind, if you are packing heavy artillery in your pants, you are just giving me a bigger target to hit.

That’s about when my thoughts made some kind of Evil Knievel leap in motion and I realized…

Men are like the Z-Putties in the Power Rangers.

Hear me out. Z-Putties were created as foot soldiers but their main weakness was a giant ass Z on their chest. One hit and BAM! They were done. Makes sense right? Don't believe me? Watch the following clips and then tell me I'm wrong.

And before anyone asks the answer is No. I am not drunk or high. My NaNoWriMo is all about women in empowerment and a matriarchal society. I have men bashing on the brain. I kinda wanna kick someone in the nads just to see what happens. Any volunteers?