If the title hasn’t given you a clue this post contains SPOILERS for the movie Inception. You have been warned! So last night I finally went to the theater and saw Inception. Hoppie and I would have seen it when it first came out but I was in a mood a… more »

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Let me rant for a moment (Abbey ranting? HOW UNUSUAL!) I am tired of everyone telling me what is bad for me. If I want to eat Chinese food 3 times a day for the entire month that is MY business, not yours. It may kill me but it is my choice. Almost e… more »

I am having a tough time blogging this month guys. I have started and restarted this blog a thousand times today. Why? Because my brain is goo. I’ve had a lot going on and also a lot on my mind. As the world takes its final steps into spring everyone is… more »

I just finished a date night with Hoppie and we went to see a movie. What movie? Who cares. What I want to talk about is the movie Letters to Juliet. Jesus tap-dancing Christ. For those of you who don’t know what movie I am talking about, here is… more »

Everyone hates giving to charity right? Right. Wait, what? No. Giving to charity rocks! Why? Because it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside because you did something for your fellow man. When they cure cancer, I’ll know I helped. Warm and fuzzy… more »

But mostly this blog is about getting involved in One Book, One Twitter. If even 5% of the #OMGjustinbieber yahoos would read one of the books on the list, the world would be a better place. Oh! I know. Let me add some key words and phrases to this blog to reel in some of the hormone fueled tweens/teens through the genius of Google Search. “Justin Bieber is my boyfriend.”“Robert Pattinson is a sexy biatch.” “Megan Fox naked.”“Two chicks making out. But the chicks are hot, not uggos.” more »

So yesterday someone suggested that I become a fan of “Not Being Raped by Ben Roethlisberger.” At first I thought, well I am not a fan of Big Ben or being raped… So being raped by him would be a double whammy of suckage. I am a fan of not being raped by him! Then I just started to get mad. Why? Because Big Ben Worthlessberger is on my Top 5 People I HATE HATE HATE List. My list of mortal enemies. These are people I just cannot and will not forgive. They could give me billions of dollars and not rape me and I would still feel like poking them in the eye. Let me run that list by everyone. more »

Then in college my little burping problem evolved into loud and inconvenient burping, stressed or otherwise. It was so frustrating. I would burp when I was full, hungry, kinda hungry, not hungry, pretty much anytime. And it was college so I soon discovered being under the influence of alcohol made it worse. Beer in particular. Nothing to be concerned about right? WRONG! I did go to the doctor with slight pains and he asked my diet. I told him my usual college, dorm dwelling diet. I mentioned that I was a fan of eating chicken wings while watching Adult Swim. “Well there’s your problem! No eating chicken wings after midnight! Thanks that will be $10,000!” So there you have it, I’m a gremlin. Case closed. more »

First, let me give you some background info. A few years ago after Phedre turned 21 we went to Chicago for St Patrick’s Day shenanigans. By the end of the night I was feeling miserable due to my stomach of doom and my lack of knowledge to control it. I was sick and in pain. We ended up in a bar and I was perched on a chair with my head in my hands hoping to die. Beside us two young men started a scuffle and began to throw each other around. This disrupted my dying process and I was not pleased. I pulled out of my catatonic state, leapt of my chair, threw the two apart and then crawled back to my position in the chair. Leave me to die in peace! Jeez. I hate meatheads and I really hate drunken meatheads. They are always ruining a good time. I just want to give them all atomic wedgies and fly them up a flag pole. Why? Because they need knocked down a level and they were probably torturing poor nerds in high school. Abbey does not approve. more »