I’ve always had really weird and sometimes oddly specific dreams. There are mornings I wake up knowing I had a strange dream but can’t remember a detail. Then there are mornings that I wake up and remember everything. Someone once suggested I get a dream… more »

I am so glad I don’t have a child. I would be a terrible mom. I’m not rich enough to provide the therapy to my kid that he/she will probably need. Let’s talk about Patrick. As you saw from my last Patrick post, he was bearing beautiful strawberri… more »

Yesterday I got about 4 rapid spam comments on my blog. Whenever this happens I get an email to my phone saying, “NEW COMMENT!” My heart leaps until I read that it is a spam bot giving me a vague few sentences about how well researched my posts are and t… more »

I’m going to level with you guys. This was not a fun race for yours truly. I won’t try to sugar coat this one at all. Now, first of all on the registration form it had an option to “Adopt a Duck.” What does that mean? Well it means either…A) …as… more »